A girls guide to all the things your mother never told you.

FAQ

What do you love?
Free drinks
Warmth
Slippers
Tea

What annoys you?
People who don't moisturise
Cats

How Tall are you?
5'5" and I have 29" legs, FML

Why Chelsea Dagger?
She was my favourite prostitute

Why Luisa Hanae Matsushita?
LoveFoxx is my idol and her name is far cooler than mine